September 10, 2008
  • Selma vonFicklestein: Have you heard the nerds may kill us all?
  • Jervis Fritzerbottom: Yeah that's all I heard about today. That and how some Swedish presenter farted of television.
  • Selma vonFicklestein: Frankly, I believe Stephen Hawking. He knows his stuff.
  • Jervis Fritzerbottom: Damn right. But I don't get why we're spending billions of dollars on an experiment when there are so many problems in the world that need money thrown at them?
  • Selma vonFicklestein: Umm...so we can work out the origins of the universe?
  • Jervis Fritzerbottom: Haha yeah, but there are some things you just can't know. That's a lot of money when people are starving all over the world.
  • Selma vonFicklestein: Yeah well, this experiment was brought to you by the same species who pumps billions of dollars into finding newer and better ways to kill each other. I say if we're adamant about destroying each other why don't we just do it on the cheap and go around slitting throats.
  • Jervis Fritzerbottom: Better yet, why don't we all just pop a cap in our own ass and get it over and done with. Hahaha.
  • Selma vonFicklestein: Hahaha. Touche.
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